A MINIMUM OF THEIRTY SEVEN ROBBERIES A DAY, STATISTICS DEFLATED BY THE PARTISAN AND POLITICIZED ZIMSTAT AND POLICE, CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE BY ILLEGITIMATE AND FAILED ZANU PF’S STATISTICS MANIPULATING LIARS..

The unprofessional, partisan and politicized Zimbabwe National Statistics Agency (ZIMSTAT), working hand in glove with the equally partisan, politicized, impoverished, inflation battered police which has been reduced into sycophantic organizations, which the pestilential, parasitic, criminal, terrorist and oppressing zanu pf uses as a buffer against the politically informed, who for decades have been voting against the former, despite being frustrated with rigging, and electoral violence, while aligning with the politically uninformed and ignorant, who for instance, would believe and accept the ZIMSTAT’ definitions of employment, which include vending, ha. It is ridiculous. Now however, the same compromised and unprofessional has come up with very conservative estimates of robberies which occur in a day.

Now, according to the compromised, dysfunctional, unprofessional, partisan and politicized Zimbabwe National Statistics Agency (ZIMSTAT), twenty-five robberies occur on a daily basis, that is on average. It is the furthest thing from the truth you will ever hear, for one, ZIMSTAT cannot be trusted. It simply is not a reliable source of information. Its utility is to buy time for the pestilential, parasitic, criminal, terrorist and oppressing zanu pf, so that it pursues its futile aspirations of a one party state, effectively establishing a one party political system that is above transparent, accountable, equitable, inclusive and responsible governance.

The truth of the matter is that over twenty-robberies, the bulk of which involves some sort of armaments, particularly, illegal firearms, and when it is legal firearms, it is the partisan and politicized military and police, take place on a daily basis. To save face of the legitimately failing, pestilential, parasitic, plundering and looting zanu pf, or rather, to wipe off the egg that is on the face of the referenced illegitimate party made up of self-enriching, senile pests and parasites, whose looting and plundering is insured by deflation of statistics.

What the illegitimate zanu pf which is responsible for the prevailing state paralysis, which is hurtling inevitably towards state collapse and subsequent failure, and the compromised, dysfunctional, unprofessional, partisan and politicized Zimbabwe National Statistics Agency (ZIMSTAT) will never tell you is that the former is responsible for every single armed robbery recorded or not. By virtue of being an illegitimate government, which has neglected the welfare of citizens whom it terrorizes and oppresses, a tragedy compounded ultra high unemployment, absolute dejection and impoverishment. To survive such a hostile economic climate, the armed forces, and security services, poorly remunerated and the unemployed youth, will all turn to armed robberies, so long pestilential and parasitic zanu pf retains power illegitimately, and the country does not transition into a democracy, ushered in by the tranquil and resilient opposition.